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The Periodic Table of the Elephants 3' x 2' poster on acid-free velvet stock.
$65.00
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The Periodic Table of the Elephants 4' x 3' semi-gloss emballage de poisson print.
$125.00 $165.00
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The Periodic Table of the Elephants, 5' by 4' archival pigment print on velvet rag.
$1,265.00
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The Periodic Table of the Elephants 25' by 16' all-weather canvasoid banner.
$5,165.00
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New: The Periodic Table of the Elephants .03° of nightsky orbital satellite array.
$855,500.00
Limited Availability
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$75.00
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Store FAQs

 

How fast do you ship?

The 3x2 and 4x3 prints go out via USPS Priority Mail and FedEx Ground within 2 to 5 business days. Larger format prints are to order and will we notify you if in excess of two weeks. Free shipping on all items. Sorry, no international orders as yet.

What if I’m not completely happy?

We want you to be completely happy, at least with your elephants. Let us know at help@smallwhisky.com and we’ll fix whatever’s not right. Should you want to return the art for a full refund (ideally within thirty days), we’ll send you instructions along with a prepaid shipping label. Please keep your mailing tube on hand for the art’s return flight.

Is this suitable for children?

The poster version is, certainly. But the artist wishes you to know that all other items include, under the No. 67 entry for Batyr, the word penis.

I have other questions not addressed here.

Write us via the form below, or email us at help@smallwhisky.com.

If you have questions or comments for Bry, he’d love to hear from you at letters@smallwhisky.com.

Questions we didn’t address?

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