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We’ve raised the price on this three times, from 12 dollars to 20 dollars, to 29 dollars, to 42 dollars. People still buy it. Okay, 75 dollars. For a coffee cup.
A digital marketing gal Bry met at a party told him he had to offer a coffee cup to upsell and further engage. “The imprint vendor dropships, you don’t have to do a thing,” she told him. “Easy-peasy.” Look at it. It looks like someone applied a temporary tattoo to a coffee mug. We love Bry. We explained to him that at 4 by 3 inches everything but the header would be unreadable and the elephants would look like ant eggs. “You don’t understand,” he told us. “I’m forming a long-tailed tribe.” He was dead set. We’ve had at least twenty of these sent back: when you microwave it, the handle gets hotter than the beverage; microwave it for two minutes and the image falls off and curls up like a dead bug.
We’ve raised the price on this three times, from 12 dollars to 20 dollars, to 29 dollars, to 42 dollars. People still buy it. Okay, 75 dollars. For a coffee cup.
A digital marketing gal Bry met at a party told him he had to offer a coffee cup to upsell and further engage. “The imprint vendor dropships, you don’t have to do a thing,” she told him. “Easy-peasy.” Look at it. It looks like someone applied a temporary tattoo to a coffee mug. We love Bry. We explained to him that at 4 by 3 inches everything but the header would be unreadable and the elephants would look like ant eggs. “You don’t understand,” he told us. “I’m forming a long-tailed tribe.” He was dead set. We’ve had at least twenty of these sent back: when you microwave it, the handle gets hotter than the beverage; microwave it for two minutes and the image falls off and curls up like a dead bug.